Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Wednesday March 5th 2008

Live on the set anything can happen. Here are the top nine Freudian slips on live televistion.

Number 9

Third time's a charm. Wonder what was going on in her head? In her defense top cop is tough to say a mini tongue twister.

Number 8

Must have been tough for his boss to yell at him after the segment, pretty tough to be mad at a person with down syndrome, especially when your the one who hired him.

Number 7

This one was going straight down the gutter from the get go. Teleprompter not working and the woman making it terribly awkward. This is like watching bad minor league baseball. There is a reason these ones aren't on Sportscenter; they're stuck on ESPN news for a reason.

Number 6

In a related story, Bush's approval rate goes up out of nowhere in the state of California, particularly in the San Francisco area.

Number 5

Imagine if this really was a true news story. What a bizarre one it would be if thousands of Iranians are going to a funeral and their government ordering them to bring black fags with them.

Number 4

When your 7'2 330 pounds you can say whatever you damn well please on national television.

Number 3

I feel for her. It is tough to focus on a news story for two terrible NBA teams when you got two people waiting for you back in the bedroom.

Number 2

If you notice this is the same guy who is making fun of the lady in the top cock story at video number 9. Karma's a bitch my friend. And what was he trying to sell by saying "I have no idea where that came from." We all know you have a dirty mind.

Number One

Definetely earns the top spot simply because gay and blind have nothing to do with each other. It is not like the words are closely resembled what so ever.